December 2011
Anonymous asked: On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay am I if I jack off to gay porn while Celine Dion is playing in the background?
Anonymous asked: Well it's no lie, but I don't think telling you who I am would change much. But maybe it would...? Btw, I love your obsession with Celine Dion. It's awesome. I've never really listened to her music though, but I can't say I wouldn't like it.
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Heading back to Denton
“what are you going to do for the 5 hour trip?”
Why, belt Céline songs. Duh. Nothing like belting love ballads while driving over boring, flat, yellow land!
Anonymous asked: you're so attractive.
“I was a real indie kid, but I’d secretly go home and listen to Celine Dion....”
– Adele (via optimus-primer)
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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Va te faire foutre
ton cul :)
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Apparently, whenever I'm this tired
The word that goes through my mind the most is “Fuck.”
me: *scroll* Ugh, fuck that cat. Fuck you. *scroll* Why the fuck do you drink? What the fuck? Ugh I’m fucking tired. Fucking pills didn’t do shit. Fuck.
*thinks to self* why are you saying fuck? it’s fucking annoying. Oh nice. Spicing it up a bit. Fucking moron.
*scrolls* Fuck you.
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I am so fucking tired. It’s my third day of this “hour by hour” resting. Not sleeping mind you, resting. I just want to sleep… Fuck.
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WatchI Met An Angel (On Christmas Day) - Céline Dion
Ooh baby, Listen up to what I gotta say, I found true love and it’s here to stay, chapel bells are gonna ring in May, I met an angel on christmas day, 24th of December, it was a cold and snowy night I can still remember, gazing at the stars and the moonlight, fell asleep on the sofa bed, dreams of Christmas in my head, i awoke to my...